just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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