i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
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Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
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Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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