Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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