where does the pee come out of this thing
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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