like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
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She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
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My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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