One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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