This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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