Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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