People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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