id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
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You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
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My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Panties = found
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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