why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize
