As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
try to milk me bitch
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