Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
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