Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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