It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
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I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
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I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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