That's intense
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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