She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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