dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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