Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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