Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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