I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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