She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
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turn off your phone and go to bed
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
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By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
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Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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