My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I want her autograph on my taint
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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