You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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