I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
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He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
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So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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