so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
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You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
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I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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