I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
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I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
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And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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