I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
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Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
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Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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