Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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