My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
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I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
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I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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