She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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