sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Hello my rib-scented angel!
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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