But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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