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just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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