We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
sex in a hospital.. check
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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