so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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