just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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