we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
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Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
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It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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