You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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