I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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