love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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