right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
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i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
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he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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