Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
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Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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