Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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