i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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