...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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