the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
Randomize
