So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
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There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
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I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
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He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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