what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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