marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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