My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I love you. Go after that dick
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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