id be glad to
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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