We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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