Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
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You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
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Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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