Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Randomize